What The &^%!'s In These Pink Pills & How Can I Get More?

"The Look"

Let's face it, whether you're big, small, ripped, fat, smooth, sliced or somewhere in between, your physique would skyrocket in "stature & respect" if you were able to add dense muscle - cut to smithereens, vascular and as full as a hot air balloon...

...I don't care if you're a buck 30 soaking wet or a solid 3 bills year 'round...

- Nothing takes your physique to the next level like adding dense muscle that's lean and vascular. NOTHING.

This is commonly referred to as "The Look" - lean & vascular, yet dense, full muscle development...

Unfortunately, it's unbelievably difficult to accomplish naturally...

Your Choice - Ripped & Weak or Big & Fat

When you bulk up, you get soft & smooth as a baby's behind...

When you lean out, you're muscles get weak and so flat Aunt Jemima would be proud...

...It always seems as though you're taking two steps forward and one step back...

This is nothing new...Bodybuilders, Fitness Freaks & Everyday Joe's have been dealing with this since the first barbell was invented...

Yes, Virginia - There Is A Santa Claus

USPlabs Pink Magic™

Instant Underground Legend. Buzz built so fast tabloids are jealous. So Bad Ass We Had To Make It Pink.

Like A Lost Treasure Chest

As legend has it, the Pink Magic formula was sitting in CEO Jacob Geissler's office for over a year, untouched & hidden, as it was delivered while away on business & lost in the shuffle...

Once discovered, USPlabs employee/product tester extraordinaire & workout freak Joe Simone was given a bottle and all was forgotten...

...Remember, dozens of herbs are tested per year with just a select few making the cut...

Then Joe's email hit our inbox - "Ok, you guys need to come clean. What the %^*!'s in these pink pills & how can I get more?" writes Joe "rapid vascularity, balloon-like muscle fullness with real, all day pumps, sick recovery, crazy strong & a feeling like no-other."*

...And the name USPlabs Pink Magic was born...

Could It Really Be THIS Good?

Joe is brutally honest & he does train like a madman with his eating on point, but maybe he's a hyper-responder? Only one way to find out: test!

Tests come back with flying colors.

But there's one MAJOR problem...

...this year's harvest has passed so legit ingredients are tough to come by. We can't possibly make enough to satisfy everyone...

Critical Harvest Time

In order to get the most out of an herb, it must be harvested at its peak...

It's the same reason why fruit & vegetables look & taste better when their in-season...

No one ever talks about this, but it's critical when dealing with herbs...

Must Find A Way

Even though it's in short supply, we have to bring Pink Magic to market, we owe it to our customers - how could we ever sit on something this good?

Truth is, we couldn't. So we made as much as we possibly could, but materials weren't in large supply...

So, instead of waiting 6-9 months so we had enough to supply the world, we say screw it, let's make as much as we can and let the chips fall where they may...